CNN’s chief legal analyst and longtime writer for The New Yorker, Jeffrey Toobin, was suspended earlier this week after he was caught masturbating on a Zoom call in front of several colleagues.
The hashtag #MeToobin began trending and the Crimes and Misdemeanors, the Investigation of Donald Trump author got dragged on social media.
Here are some of the best responses:
#MeToobin
“Being caught on camera exposing yourself will now be known as #MeToobin,” tweeted a user. Another replied, “So, is “toobin” a new verb to add to our lexicon? Meaning: “to tug the tube while zoomin.””
https://twitter.com/NKJ44ab/status/1318571459351031808
O.J. Simpson
“Damn Jeffrey Toobin, at least Pee-wee Herman was in an X-rated movie theater, I’m just saying,” Simpson gleefully exclaimed.
Toobin wrote The Run of His Life: The People vs. O.J. Simpson, which was the source material for FX’s 2016 television series The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story.
Damn @JeffreyToobin pic.twitter.com/ZkS1gFsyyi
— O.J. Simpson (@TheRealOJ32) October 20, 2020
Scott Adams
The Dilbert author Scott Adams released a frame of his upcoming comic addressing the situation.
I can't show you the rest of the comic, as it has not yet been published. But you know I had to explore the #Metoobin movement. pic.twitter.com/P4qksX6WBz
— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) October 26, 2020
Donald Trump Jr.
When one user wrote that Toobin got caught “doing something almost everyone does,” Trump Jr. clapped back.
“Does ‘almost everyone’ pleasure themselves in front of their co-workers or during a meeting?” He wrote. “If so I guess I’ve been doing it all wrong. #MeToobin.”
Does “almost everyone” pleasure themselves in front of their coworkers or during a meeting?
If so I guess I’ve been doing it all wrong. #MeToobin pic.twitter.com/iehJ7CsNCX
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) October 20, 2020
Toobin Defender
CNN’s Brian Stelter seemingly sympathized with colleague Toobin with his tweet: “Jeffrey Toobin has been sidelined at a pivotal moment in the run-up to the presidential election. The reason: He exposed himself during a Zoom call.”
Jeffrey Toobin has been sidelined at a pivotal moment in the run-up to the presidential election. The reason: He exposed himself during a Zoom call with New Yorker colleagues in what he says was an accident. Here's our full story https://t.co/pHHNURlxnR
— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) October 20, 2020
Steven Crowder
Louder with Crowder’s host Steven slammed CNN’s soft coverage. “I appreciate your clarifying “OUR full story”, which tacitly acknowledges that CNN is not giving its readers the TRUE story,” he posted.
I appreciate your clarifying "OUR full story", which tacitly acknowledges that CNN is not giving its readers the TRUE story. Namely that one of its chief legal analysts was masturbating on a live Zoom call with women present. https://t.co/b3Fj5aJY7b
— Steven Crowder (@scrowder) October 20, 2020
Adrienne Lawrence
The Young Turks host Adrienne Lawrence slammed Toobin defenders for “telling on themselves” and implying that masturbating at work is anything less than “sexual harassment.”
With #MeToobin trending, I have a few thoughts:
1. Masturbating at work is neither normal nor acceptable—it's sexual harassment.
2. Individuals who engage in sexual harassment should suffer professional consequences.
3. These Toobin defenders are telling on themselves.
— Adrienne Lawrence (@AdrienneLaw) October 20, 2020
Rose McGowan
Charmed’s Rose McGowan replied to Lawrence’s post. “Can you all imagine if a conservative woman was caught masturbating on an @zoom meeting like #MeToobin?” She went on to say: “Do you think there’d be liberal ‘intellectuals’ rising to defend her? She’d be burned at the stake.”
https://twitter.com/rosemcgowan/status/1318608792494526465
wpDiscuz
# [hashtag] is the symbol for pound avoirdupois and has been for centuries. So we can see that #MeToobin is “Pound Me Toobin”.
Bottom line: Toobin was smokin his meat.
Toobin or not Toobin. That is the question.
#MeToobin might need a Jiffy Lubin’
You are a GROWN MAN YOU HAVE TO BE TOLD NOT TO PLAY WITH YOURSELF WHEN PEOPLE ARE WATCHING YOU! DIDN’T YOUR MOMMY TELL YOU THAT WHEN YOU WERE SMALL OR GROWING UP?
THEY SAY YOU CAN GO BLIND BY PLAYING WITH YOURSELF! HOW OLD ARE YOU? IS THAT WHY YOU WEAR GLASSES?
Well, one thing is for sure: 2020 has been a year for firsts. Nothing surprises me anymore in this world. Just sayin……
Nothing surprises me when a Dumbocrat Lefty does something stupid and or humiliating. That’s why we call them Dumbocrats!
What a moron….
No wonder he’s from cnn
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“longtime” writer for The New Yorker
lol
I bet Anderson wanted in on the action.
MY NEW JOKE:
SADLY IN THE NEWS TODAY IT IS RECORDED THAT CNN’S JEFFERY TOOBIN HAS GONE ON LEAVE DUE TO HAVING A COUPLE STROKES ON ZOOM CAM MEETING!
SEEMS THE LIBTARD LEFT ARE POLITICALLY SCREWING THEMSELVES…BY THEIR OWN HANDS.
ASIDE FROM A NATIONWIDE VIRUS A LARGE PECENTILE OF RECREATION DRIVEN FOLKS WILL NOT MENTION THIS COMING SUMMERS WATER RAFTING OR TUBING/TOOBEN DUE TO FEAR OF VERBAL MISUNDERSTANDINGS!
CATCH PHRASE OF THE NEXT YEAR: If one is caught either adjusting ones seat, adjusting balloons or shifting their Peach, it might be asked “What are you Toobin?”
LOL!!
A YEAR OF FIRSTS, FISTS, DOUBLE FISTS AND FUMBLING STROKES!