‘Halloween’ Serial Killer Michael Myers Accused Of Homophobia By Woke Twitter

By Egon Eagle - Own work, CC BY-SA 3.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=17565958

Masked menace Michael Myers, the psychotic killer who has indiscriminately murdered every person who has crossed his path in all 12 of the “Halloween” films, has been accused of being homophobic for butchering a gay couple in the franchise’s latest installment.

Woke Twitter went wild when they discovered that the iconic masked villain slaughtered a gay couple inside their home in “Halloween Kills,” which was released in theaters last week. “Can’t believe Michael Myers is homophobic #cancelled,” one user complained.

“HALLOWEEN KILLS WAS SO GOOD BUT WHY DID MICHAEL HAVE TO KILL THE ONE GAY COUPLE… MICHAEL MYERS IS HOMOPHOBIC CONFIRMED,” another tweeted.

“Watched Halloween Kills last night and y’all horror gays lied to me I didn’t know Michael Myers was homophobic,” said another commentor.

In the film, Myers stalks a middle-aged gay couple, breaks into thier home, and brutally murders them. He then lays out their bodies in the same fashion as a framed photograph of the couple, propping one of the men up against a shelf and resting the other’s head in his lap.

But hysterical wokesters seemed to have completely missed out on the fact that the murderous maniac didn’t target the men for being gay, just for being in his house. Myers has been haunting his childhood home since the first film came out in 1978, and continues to do so in every subsequent sequel.

“Somebody help me understand. I thought this was called inclusion? Michael Myers goes back to his childhood home to find a gay male couple living there,” a Twitter user rationalized. “So Myers doing what he does best kill[s] them. How is this homophobic?”

Another person pointed out Myer’s body count in the flick. “In Halloween Kills alone Michael Myers kills: black couple, white couple, interracial couple, 2 children, 11 firefighters, at least 4 senior citizens, oh and HALF OF F**KING HADDONFIELD,” they wrote. “But… Michael Myers is homophobic for killing a gay couple… This world is f**ked.”

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