We’re tracking the conservative culture clash with woke Hollywood hypocrites to keep you up to date on who’s winning and who we hate.
Here’s what happened today:
Comedian Bill Burr torched CNN for their partisan bias against former President Trump and fawning coverage of Biden. “I swear to God, I cannot believe people watch that channel. They’re so dumb,” Burr said. “They’re f***ing treasonous un-American pieces of s***.”
He explained that his mother-in-law constantly watches CNN and they’re always talking about Trump.
“It’s like, do you think these people give a f*** who’s president? They want Darth Vader to come back. They want him (Trump) to come back,” he snarked. “Because they had nothing to talk about because it’s show business, and Joe Biden is a f***ing bore.”
He said CNN can’t “b***h about Biden” because he’s a democrat, but Trump is fair game.
“So now what do they do? They’re going out there, they’re doing what they did the first time to get this guy [Trump] elected, by giving him all this free coverage, while they act like they allegedly don’t like him,” Burr concluded. “I don’t buy it. I don’t buy it. They are a corporate news channel.”
Tennis star Naomi Osaka is getting backlash from American critics for choosing to represent Japan, instead of the United States at the upcoming Olympics. Haters have gone as far as saying the part Japanese, part Haitian’s “black card” has been “revoked.”
“I’ve been playing under the Japan flag since I was 14, it was never even a secret that I’m going to play for Japan for the Olympics,” Osaka responded. “So I don’t choose America and suddenly people are like, ‘Your black card is revoked.’”
She said people often confuse race with nationality. “And it’s like, African American isn’t the only black, you know?” she commented. “I don’t know, I feel like people really don’t know the difference between nationality and race because there’s a lot of black people in Brazil, but they’re Brazilian.”
Cuban American UFC star Jorge Masvidal slammed former NFL player Colin Kaepernick for praising former communist dictator Fidel Castro.
Masvidal shared an Instagram post of Kaepernick wearing a Fidel Castro t-shirt in 2016 alongside an image of Cuban’s protesting for their freedom.
The post is captioned: “American leftists who know nothing about real oppression & communism wear images of Castro… while Cubans living in the horrors of communism and real oppression are waving the American flag.”
Kaepernick defended his decision to wear the shirt at the time, telling reporters that he agreed with the regime’s “investment” into education and universal health care.
“One thing that Fidel Castro did do is they have the highest literacy rate because they invest more in their education system than they do in their prison system,” Kaepernick said. “Which we do not do here, even though we’re fully capable of doing that.”
In Masvidal’s post, he wrote: “Know ur history and facts cowards like this fool should be sent to live in Cuba see what they say after a day there.”
— Jordan Allott (@JordanAllott) August 30, 2016
Olympic officials employed an interesting strategy to discourage athletes from hooking up during the Tokyo Games… Cardboard beds.
18,000 cardboard beds have been set up in the Olympic Village to ward off the spread of COVID-19 amongst the notoriously horny competitors.
“Beds to be installed in Tokyo Olympic Village will be made of cardboard, this is aimed at avoiding intimacy among athletes,” U.S. runner Paul Chelimo tweeted. “Beds will be able to withstand the weight of a single person to avoid situations beyond sports,” he continued. “I see no problem for distance runners, even 4 of us can do.”
Two athletes tested positive for COVID-19 in the Olympic Village on Sunday.
Meet and Greet
Twenty-year-old TikTok influencer, Addison Rae, is getting canceled by liberal internet users for the “sin” of greeting former President Donald Trump at the Dustin Poirier vs. Conor McGregor UFC fight on July 11.
Rae, who was at the event to interview celebrities on the red carpet, approached Trump to introduce herself, because she “just had to say hi,” and mentioned it was “so nice to meet” him.
Addison Rae going to introduce herself to Donald Trump LMFAOOOOOOO pic.twitter.com/b57U4ej60Y
— jackie (@trippieejackie) July 13, 2021
Left-wing social media users called for the TikTok star’s cancellation, digging up her past controversies, including making an anti-BLM video and performing TikTok dances on “The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon” without crediting their black creators.
“Miss Addison Rae how you stealing from black creators and shaking hands with trump and saying “it’s so nice to meet you” ermmm the math ain’t mathing (sic),” one Twitter user remarked.
Another liberal wants her canceled at the mere hint of skewing conservative. “So Addison Rae just “HAD” to say hi to trump? But she’s not a supporter ok…” they wrote.
At least one commentator questioned the internet mob’s insanity: “People are trying to cancel Addison Rae for saying hi to trump I’m done with this country bruh.”
New emoji designs are coming to smartphones in September, and one of the finalists is questionably gender-inclusive.
In addition to a disco ball, melting smiley face, and heart hands, the Pregnant Man emoji displays a man with a mustache clutching his pregnant baby bump.
The racially inclusive addition comes in medium to dark skin tones and has a non-binary mate called “Pregnant Person” which has similar features, but no facial hair.
All designs must be approved by vendors before they make it onto smartphones.
DJ Diplo is off the hook after a sexual abuse case against him that his lawyer, Bryan Freedman, called a “shakedown,” when it was dropped by his female accuser on Friday.
“As we said when we first learned of this lawsuit, there was absolutely irrefutable evidence that proved that the allegations it contained were false,” Freedman remarked. “As soon as we shared that plethora of evidence with the plaintiff’s lawyers, they recognized that they needed to withdraw their suit immediately.”
“In light of the evidence and after consultation with my attorneys, I have decided to withdraw my lawsuit,” the unnamed woman said in a statement from her lawyer. “No payment was offered or requested. I regret filing the lawsuit.”
The woman accused Diplo of providing her with drugs and alcohol after his 2019 Las Vegas performance, then forcing her to perform a sex act before he would let her leave his hotel room.
Shark advocates want to de-stigmatize shark “attacks” by renaming the incidents “bites,” so the public stops thinking of the sea predators as blood-thirsty killing machines.
Australian marine experts suggested that violent encounters with sharks be referred to more neutrally as “interactions,” as at least a third of bites result in no wound.
“‘Shark attack’ is a lie,” said the University of Sydney’s Dr. Pepin-Neff. “Many others include minor bites from small sharks – such as people stepping on wobbegongs [bottom-dwelling sharks] – that would not have been a predatory action on the part of the animal.”
“Sharks don’t have hands so, if they want to explore something, they mouth it,” Professor Nathan Hart defended. “Very rarely are humans consumed by sharks.”
Tell that to the drunk guy who stumbled waist deep into the water at a Brazilian beach over the weekend to relieve himself, and was killed by a shark that bit off his right hand and a chunk of his leg.
Watch the graphic video here.