Thursday Update: Trump Trash Talks Biden’s Golf Game, Garth Brooks Thinks Dive Bars Can Stop COVID From Spreading, UFC Star Throws The Worst First Pitch In Baseball History

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We’re tracking the conservative culture clash with woke Hollywood hypocrites to keep you up to date on who’s winning and who we hate. 

 Here’s what happened today:

Trash Talk

Former President Donald Trump is living his best life on the golf course and taking swings at Joe Biden while driving golf balls down the fairway.

An Instagram video captured Trump smashing a drive on Wednesday while a captive audience watched on. “All right fellas, here we go,” he said after a quick practice swing.

Trump effortlessly cracked the ball off the tee to cheers from the crowd of “nice job” and “beauty.”

After watching it land he circled around to face the spectators and said, “Do you think Biden can hit a ball like that? He couldn’t get it passed the first tee!”

 

Super Spreaders

Singer Garth Brooks revealed that he opted out of his stadium tour over audience vaccinations. The country crooner called off his stadium tour in July, but plans to continue touring in smaller venues beginning in October. 

“Stadiums are officially out for this year,” he announced but said dive bars are okay to play at because it’s easier for smaller venues to put vaccine policies in place. “The dive bars are vaccinated! That’s how you get to do it.”

“I know that people are saying they’re doing this at the NFL games,” he said about stadium events. “Great for them. I just can’t imagine how you pull all that together.”

“The thing that scares me that you have to look it is: I never saw the second wave coming, right,” Brooks continued. “I didn’t know there was going to be such a thing. Well, is there a third wave? So you just watch this.”

“What you want to do is what’s best for the people. Man, I want to play music. I want to get out there and laugh,” he went on. “I’m telling you the look in people’s eyes from stage — from getting together singing again — brought so much hope and so much joy. It killed me to have to shut it down again.” 

“But you want to do what is best for the people that are sweet enough to come and see you,” he concluded. “That’s why dive bars instead of stadiums.”

Poor Pitch

UFC fighter Conor McGregor can’t throw a pitch like he can throw a punch. The MMA fighter took the mound for the ceremonial first pitch at Wrigley Field on Tuesday prior to the Chicago Cubs vs. Minnesota Twins game, and threw what was possibly the worst pitch of all time.

The ball wildly went around twenty feet to the right of home base and hit a retaining wall, then banked to the other side of the plate and the catcher had to chase after it. 

Check out McGregor’s terrible turnout:

 

On Fire

“The Simple Life” star Nicole learned that aging isn’t so simple as she blew out the candles on her 40th birthday cake.  

The actress shared a video of her hair lighting on fire and a friend trying to pat it out as the other side went up in flames. She posted the video with the caption: Well… so far 40 is 🔥. 

 

Bad Robot

Marcia Lucas, the George Lucas’ ex-wife and the Oscar-winning editor of 1977’s original Star Wars, trashed the franchise’s Episodes VII through IX, which were helmed by Disney’s Kathleen Kennedy and Bad Robot’s J.J. Abrams.

“When I saw that movie where they kill Han Solo, I was furious. I was furious when they killed Han Solo. Absolutely, positively, there was no rhyme or reason to it. I thought, ‘You don’t get the Jedi story. You don’t get the magic of “Star Wars.” You’re getting rid of Han Solo?’” She questioned.

“They have Luke disintegrate. They killed Han Solo. They killed Luke Skywalker. And they don’t have Princess Leia anymore. And they’re spitting out movies every year. And they think it’s important to appeal to a woman’s audience, so now their main character is this female, who’s supposed to have Jedi powers, but we don’t know how she got Jedi powers, or who she is,” she continued.

Conservatorship 

Britney Spears wants her conservatorship to end this fall and revealed that she was working with a family attorney to craft a prenuptial agreement prior to her wedding to fiance Sam Asghari.  

“If Ms. Spears wants to terminate the conservatorship and believes that she can handle her own life, Mr. Spears believes that she should get that chance,” her attorney Mathew Rosengart wrote in a court filing.

She wants her father Jamie out of power so she can negotiate her marriage contract without his involvement. 

“The prenuptial agreement process will require communication with and cooperation from the Conservator of her Estate but, as referenced above and well-established in the record, given that Ms. Spears’s relationship with that Conservator (her father) is broken, Mr. Spears’s continued involvement would impede the ability to negotiate and consummate a contract that all can agree is in Ms. Spears’s best interests,” her lawyer continued

 

Hold Out

Philadelphia 76ers point guard Ben Simmons won’t report to training camp next week and reportedly does not want to ever play another game with the franchise, which has not made it to the Eastern Conference Finals since the 2000-2001 season.

“Simmons hasn’t spoken to the team since a late August meeting when he communicated this message to Sixers officials,” according to ESPN sources.

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