We’re tracking the conservative culture clash with woke Hollywood hypocrites to keep you up to date on who’s winning and who we hate.
Here’s what happened today:
Fun Suckers
“Real Time” host Bill Maher blasted fellow Democrats for being the “fun-suckers” of politics.
“Once upon a time, the right were the ones offended by everything, they were the party of speech codes and blacklists and moral panics and demanding some TV show had to go,” Maher said.
“Well, now that’s us. We’re the fun-suckers now,” he continued. “We suck the fun out of everything: Halloween, the Oscars, childhood, Twitter, comedy. It’s like woke kids on campus decided to be all the worst parts of a Southern Baptist.”
“We need to restore the natural order of things,” Maher continued. “I don’t want to live in a world where liberals are the up tight ones and conservatives do drugs and get laid.”
SNL Backlash
Liberals and cast members have been in an uproar since “SNL” announced Elon Musk was hosting the show. Comedian Dave Chappelle and Joe Rogan were puzzled by the reaction.
“No one is woke enough,” Rogan commented. “They don’t, they can’t appreciate the fact that you’re dealing with literally one of the most brilliant men that’s ever lived that’s gonna come do your show.”
“Like you say no one can be woke enough,” Chappelle replied. “I’m torn because I like a warrior for a good cause but I’m really into tactics. You’re not gonna nag people into behaving in a way that’s – in fact, if you continue with this tone, even if you’re right, you’ll be very hard to hear.”
California Recall
Caitlyn Jenner said the border crisis is why she decided to run for California governor, and thinks immigrants should have a path towards U.S. citizenship.
“I have met some of the most wonderful people who are immigrants, who have come to this country – and they are just model citizens, they are just great people – and I would fight for them to be U.S. citizens.”
But the bad ones have to go. “Criminal records, MS-13, the list goes on,” Jenner said. “There’s a lot of bad people that are trying to cross our border illegally. I don’t want those people in our country.”
Not Professional
UFC fighter Conor McGregor blasted boxer Floyd Mayweather for getting into a scuffle with YouTuber Jake Paul. “The kid curled up, didn’t fight back once, and Floyd is still running around acting the tough guy,” McGregor said of the incident. “Pro to pro it’s embarrassing.” Mayweather attacked Paul after he snatched the hat off of his head.
Jake Paul snatched Floyd Mayweather's hat after they came face-to-face 😳⁰⁰(via @ShowtimeBoxing)pic.twitter.com/wKGtatIdOC
— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) May 6, 2021
RIP
Rock and Roll Hall of Famer Lloyd Price, the icon behind “Stagger Lee” and “Lawdy Miss Clawdy,” passed away from diabetes complications at 88 last week. Whitesnake video vixen Tawny Kitaen died at the age of 59 in her Newport Beach home. She also starred alongside Tom Hanks in 1984’s “Bachelor Party” and co-hosted “America’s Funniest People.”
Royal Rift
Prince Charles is accused of cutting his daughter-in-law out of a Twitter post wishing his grandson Archie a happy second birthday. The British royal is reportedly not speaking to Prince Harry after the Duke and Duchess’s scathing interview with Oprah Winfrey. “Sad! Very sad state of affairs when the supposed future king cuts the mother of his grandchild out of the photo with which he chooses to share,” posted one commenter.
Happy birthday to Archie, who turns two today. 🎂
📸 Chris Allerton pic.twitter.com/HwvTBzphJu
— The Prince of Wales and The Duchess of Cornwall (@ClarenceHouse) May 6, 2021
wpDiscuz
Who gives a rats ass about the monarchy
Mayweather has no class… never has. He smiles pretty in front of the cameras. The guy never should have touched Floyd’s hat… that is a given… But, it would have been much better if Floyd had made a snide comment instead of trying to show how tough he is.
Jake Paul is a disrespectful punk A$$ kid that needs to be knocked down to his real level of abilities and it seems like he picked the right one.
Now the left mob is in hot water and it’s too late to save themselves .
They asked for all the liberal hogwash and can’t stand it now
Sadly, Archie is not the blood grandson of Prince Charles. Prince Harry Hewitt (no longer a Prince or a Duke) is not the blood son of Charles. Look at the face of Charles and the face of Harry; not a match. The real Royal Family of Britain was glad to see Harry split. Thank you to the Hollywood trollop!