Thursday Update: Victoria’s Secret Angel Bashes Brand’s ‘Performative Ally-Ship,’ SNL Star Refuses to Mask up on Flight, Rebel Wilson Underfire for COVID Criticism

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We’re tracking the conservative culture clash with woke Hollywood hypocrites to keep you up to date on who’s winning and who we hate. 

 Here’s what happened today:

No Angel 

Former Victoria’s Secret model Bridget Malcom says the company’s woke turn is “performative ally ship” after what she endured when she was an Angel.

 

“Too little, too late Victoria’s Secret,” she said of the brand’s diversity shift, which replaced their signature heavenly bodies with gay soccer star Megan Rapinoe and transgender model Valentina Sampaio. “Your performative ally ship is a joke.”

 

Malcolm compared the bar she wore during the 2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show which was a 30A cup, to her current bra, a 34B cup, to illustrate how underweight she was during the show. Then alleged that she was not asked back in 2017 because her cup size went up.  

 

“I was rejected from the show in 2017 by Ed Razek,” Malcolm said in reference to the brand’s former Chief Marketing Officer. “He said ‘my body did not look good enough.’ I wore a size 30B 

at that point.”

 

Furniture Gaffe

Ikea continues to offend after their disastrous Juneteenth-inspired watermelon and fried chicken menu items caused employees to call off work in protest. 

The Scandinavian furniture maker tried to show their support for LGBTQ Pride Month with a line of specialty couches based on the flags of different sexual and gender identities, but social media users were confounded by the couch meant to represent bisexuality. 

“When you change Or to And,” the text on the pink and purple couch patterned with hands reads. “Nobody believes you.” Twitter responded poorly to the messaging.

“I don’t know if I’ll ever stop thinking about the Ikea bisexual pride couch saying ‘nobody believes you’ like how the f*** is this real,” one user wrote. 

“Finally someone said it: bisexuality is when the Hands Monster is about to briefly appear, leaving no trace behind when he leaves, so when you try to describe him to someone, ‘nobody believes you,'” said another. 

 

Mask Debacle

Former “Saturday Night Live” star Chris Kattan was reportedly asked to leave a flight for refusing to put his mask on.  

The comedian was headed back to Los Angeles after a comedy tour and reportedly suffered an allergic reaction that left him struggling to breathe, with mucus hanging from his nose as he sat in first class without a mask on.

Startled passengers allegedly recoiled and flight attendants ordered him to mask up, but he refused to completely cover his face and left it hanging below his nose. Flight staff repeatedly ordered him to pull it up all the way, and after he wouldn’t, they threatened to call the authorities and Kattan walked off the plane.

“Mr. Kattan suffered a strong allergic reaction to supplements he has been taking to treat lingering neck pain from his injury on SNL,” his lawyer Samuel Joshua Smith said. “This reaction affected his balance and psychological state. The effects also caused him to have trouble breathing.”

 

Gone Hollywood

Australian actress, Rebel Wilson was rejected by her countrymen when she criticized officials decision to put Sydney under a strict two-week lockdown to combat an outbreak of the COVID-19 Delta variant.  

“Sydney WTF !!!” She wrote on Instagram. “You can’t keep locking down as a strategy.”

“Not ure smug rock throwing from LA is the way to go for Wilson. I don’t think she’s done herself any favors there, has she? Stupid opinion,” said The Project host Steve Price.  

“Coming from somebody who has been traveling the world constantly over the past year for work,” criticized another. “It’s easy to have an opinion when you’re not responsible.” 

 

Gonna Burn

Kim Kardashian scandalized the clergy when she visited the Vatican in a sheer, off-the-shoulder lace dress with cutouts exposing her hips and abdomen with model Kate Moss. 

The outfit was a clear violation of the Catholic holy capital’s strict visitor dress code that bans exposed chests, knees, or shoulders. Social media users called Kardashian’s brazen display disrespectful and trashy.    

 

Arrested

The fan that caused a giant crash during the Tour de France over the weekend has turned herself into French authorities and faces huge consequences for her actions. 

The 30-year-old woman was holding a sign that read “Allezopi-Omi,” meaning “go,” which she angled towards the camera next to the roadway as the pack of cyclists approached. One of the riders clipped the sign, which caused nearly half the competitors to topple off of their bikes. 

“We are suing this woman who behaved so badly,” Tour deputy director Pierre-Yves Thouault said. “We are doing this so that the tiny minority of people who do this. Don’t spoil the show for everyone.”

 

Supporting The Troops

“Forrest Gump” star Gary Sinise celebrated ten years of service to military service members, their families, and first responders, with events and fundraisers that has culminated in an education and outreach center, and a $20 million initiative to care for veterans with post-traumatic stress disorder and substance abuse problems.  

“We have been fortunate enough to grow the Gary Sinise Foundation into one of the country’s top-rated military, veteran, and first responder support organizations,” the group announced.  “The support of our mission and efforts to serve our nation’s heroes and their loved ones has made it possible for us to continue to positively impact the lives of so many.” 


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Hate communism
2 years ago

Kim Kardashian looked a lot better than what Mrs Obama wore to that church. Obamas are a plague on the world. Unamerican unclass bullies and liars. They are criminals who stole money from social security to paid their masters in Iran.

Mike W
Mike W
2 years ago
Reply to  Hate communism

Barack Obama – or whoever the hell he really is – I would bet the farm he has absolutely NO Obama blood in him – The Constsitutional Law professor and Editor of the Harvard Law Review – had to surrender his law license to avoid prosecution for LYING on his bar application. The “Genius” of the left wrote 2 books in which he talked about his use of other names such as Soetoro and his past drug abuse – weed and cocaine. When asked on his bar application if he had ever been known by any other name or had used illicit drugs – he marked NO. Real smart huh – I guess he thinks that the people at the bar do not read much? Ironically if he had told the truth it would not have mattered – all they wanted was truthful answers and he failed. Michelle/Michael had to surrender her/his law license to avoid prosecution for insurance fraud. When Barry was elected senator in Illinois Michelle was working at a Chicago University hospital – when Barry became senator her/his salary was tripled and she was given a new job – getting poor black people out of that hospital ASAP and into another hospital “more suitable for them”. I guess they thought it might look racist if that had whitey doing that. Mooch grabbed the money. Everyone knows about Bill Clinton’s history of corruption and sexual assaults. Hillary’s corruption is legendary. Many don’t know that Marc Mezvinsky – Chelsea’s husband was operating a hedge fund when Hillary was campaigning for president. He “had to shut it down” though after losing 90% of the investors money – over $30,000,000 – I guess he ran out of “operating capital”. Marc’s dad – disgraced Rep. Ed Mezvinsky (D-IA) went to prison convicted of bank fraud and stealing $10,000,000. There are reports out right now that a company that Chelsea sits on the board of and is a major stockholder – over 500,000 shares – is under investigation for nsurance fraud. Now we come to the Biden’s and ALL of their exposed corruption. You would think that all of this would give Nancy Pelosi the Congress and the MSM plenty to work on – but – no – they are ramping up another Trump investigation. Trump is their “get out of jail free” card. Whenever things get to hot for them they start another Trump investigation to get the focus off of themselves.

Tom Brown
Tom Brown
2 years ago
Reply to  Hate communism

That’s not setting the bar high. In fact, it’s barely getting the bar off the floor, isn’t it?

Mike W
Mike W
2 years ago

I saw a meme that talked about the Amish and COVID. An Amish gentleman asked “Do you know why we have not been affected by this virus? No? Because we don’t have TV.”

Kdub
Kdub
2 years ago
Reply to  Mike W

Good one!

A. Person
A. Person
2 years ago

So many stories based on what some random asshole on twitter says. Who gives a shit?

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