Wednesday Update: Seth Rogan Is Finished With James Franco, Dr. Fauci’s Former Employee Makes Nude Art On OnlyFans, Demi Lovato Chases UFOs

We’re tracking the conservative culture clash with woke Hollywood hypocrites to keep you up to date on who’s winning and who we hate. 

Here’s what happened today: 

Blacklisted

Frequent James Franco collaborator Seth Rogan refuses to work with his embattled friend after a slew of sexual harassment allegations from former co-stars caused the former Oscar nominee’s once-thriving career to tank.  “What I can say is that I despise abuse and harassment and I would never cover or conceal the actions of someone doing it, or knowingly put someone in a situation where they were around someone like that,” Rogan commented. 

When asked if he would work with Franco again, who he co-starred with in hits “Pineapple Express” and “This is The End” amongst several others, Rogan replied, “the truth is that I have not and I do not plan to right now.” 

Fauci Fans

A former underling of Dr. Fauci traded in her gig at the National Institute of Allergies and Infectious Diseases to make “orgasm art” on OnlyFans. For $19.99 a month subscribers can watch the former Ebola researcher paint abstract interpretations of her, ahem, little deaths, in lingerie or in the buff, depending on her mood. “It’s hilarious to me that, now the pandemic is actually happening, I’m an artist rather than a scientist,” 44-year-old Hannah Sanford said. Wonder if America’s top COVID doc is one of her subscribers.  

Cancelling Entertainment 

“Atlanta” creator Donald Glover blamed bland entertainment options on the fear of being canceled. “Saw people on here havin a discussion about how tired they were of reviewing boring stuff (tv & film),” Glove tweeted. “We’re getting boring stuff and not even experimental mistakes(?) because people are afraid of getting canceled.”

“So they feel like they can only experiment w/ aesthetic. (Also because some of em know they’re not that good),” he concluded. 

we're getting boring stuff and not even experimental mistakes(?) because people are afraid of getting cancelled

— donald (@donaldglover) May 11, 2021

Unidentified Foreign Popstar

Songstress Demi Lovato is taking time off from making liberal Trump-hating anthems to chase down UFOs. In her new Peacock docuseries, “Unidentified with Demi Lovato,” the lefty popstar investigates UFO hotspots and undisclosed government reports of alien encounters.    

She expressed her interest in the topic in October with an Instagram post. “If we were to get 1% of the population to meditate and make contact, we would force our governments to acknowledge the truth about extraterrestrial life among us and change our destructive habits destroying our planet.”

Bennifer Forever

Ben Affleck’s BFF Matt Damon has his fingers crossed that Jennifer Lopez’s weekend getaway in Montana with the “Gone Girl” star means the former flames have reunited. “There’s not enough liquor in the world for you to get me to say something about that,” Damon joked on the “Today” show.  “It’s a fascinating story. I hope it’s true. I love them both. I hope it’s true. That would be awesome.”

Marie Finn