‘Drunk Tom Brady’ Trends as the MVP Gets Tipsy During Super Bowl Parade

Legendary quarterback Tom Brady and his Tampa Bay Buccaneers teammates celebrated their Super Bowl LV win over last year’s champs, the Kansas City Chiefs, with a boat parade on the Hillsborough River on Wednesday.

During the celebration, Brady, who sticks to a famously strict diet that excludes sugar, dairy, alcohol, and oddly nightshade vegetables, took a day off from the TB12 method and indulged in some adult beverages.

ESPN posted a viral video of the visibly altered and smiling quarterback being physically escorted past a pack of photographers after the parade wrapped up at Port Tampa Bay. Brady himself commented on the post with a misspelled message: “Noting to see her…just litTle avoCado tequila.”

Swaying down the pier wasn’t even Drunk Brady’s most notable moment of the parade, earlier on the boat ride he proved his is impeccable at any inebriation level, when he tossed the coveted Lombardi Trophy from to a boat trailing behind.

Brady aimed and fired as his daughter, Vivian, can be heard yelling “Dad, no!” in horror as the trophy sailed through the air to a pack of teammates. Luckily tight end Cameron Brate made sure the pass was completed.

“That was the best catch of my life,” Brate commented. “Unbelievable. That was THE best catch of my life. If I had dropped that? I think I would’ve had to retire. That was amazing. He pointed it at me. We talked about it earlier. It was a great throw. I mean, what do you expect from Tom Brady. A great throw.”

One delighted fan wrote, “I think once you win your 7th title you don’t really care anymore about trophies or rings.” Following up with a jab at the Green Bay Packers QB, “This is truly drunk Brady still completing passes. No way Aaron Rodgers could do this.”

Here’s the view from the other boat:

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ABUTOM
18 days ago

WHAT COMMUNIST WROTE THIS SCHIFF PIECE? A DISCIPLINED WARRIOR LIKE TOM BRADY LOOSENS UP ONE DAY AND THE DEMOCRATS GO NUTS.
WHAT REALLY UPSET THEM WAS THE FACT THAT THIS SUPER BOWL WAS WON BY TWO OLDER WHITE MEN. AND MAHOMES FIRST NAME IS PATRICK.AFTER A SAINT.
THE GOOD NEWS IS THE IRISH RUGBY TEAM REFUSED TO TAKE KNEE FOR COMMUNISM. INSTEAD THEY SANG A SONG TO JESUS. AT THE SOUND OF HIS NAME EVERY KNEE SHALL BEND. UP THE REBELS.

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grinnie
18 days ago
Reply to  ABUTOM

Well said Abutom!!

Philip Byler
Philip Byler
18 days ago

I hope Tom had a good time. He deserved a day off. The discipline and professionalism he shows are awesome. I just wished that the NFL would get back to being faithful to its base, which wants patriotism and standing in respect for the flag during the National Anthem.

Spooky
Spooky
18 days ago

Disgusting article attacking a private citizen celebrating a victory. Don’t you have anything better to do, like report in the stolen election?

Amy Osborn
Amy Osborn
18 days ago

He deserves a drink, or 15, after that awesome season, and his 7th Super Bowl win!!

Why is this even a story?!?!??

Yvette
Yvette
18 days ago

He is having fun! At least he didn’t rape or kill anyone!

Suesja
18 days ago

No luteing or burning buildings. But another win is worth a celebration.

Gideon Rockwell
Gideon Rockwell
18 days ago

The dude has won 7 titles. I think he deserves to break training and get hammered for once. It ain’t like he’s taking as nappy with a crack pipe in his mouth and drool down his face.

Steve
Steve
17 days ago

OR A NAPPY RICH OFF HIS PAPPY WITH A CRACK PIPE IN HIS MOUTH AND DROOL DOWN HIS FACE AND THE CCP HAVING HIM ON WEALTH AND POWER LOCK.
JOESNIFF & H.BIDEN

patrioted
18 days ago

How many Democrats in Washington have been falling down drunk? You don’t hear about them but, let a straight up American Hero let loose once, the sky is falling for the cowardly Commie Democrats.

DENav
18 days ago

There’s a related disease to TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome), it’s Brady Derangement Syndrome (BDS).

Liberals hate a disciplined person who is a consistent winner and leader.

WELL DONE TOME BRADY. Glad to see you get to “let down” and have some fun with the team.

Thomas Bodine
Thomas Bodine
18 days ago

So what ?

Jeanette Swinney
Jeanette Swinney
18 days ago

Get a real job, poor journalism, do something constructive-he might hv bn just “tired” did u smell his breath, stupid!!

Mikeline Rodgers
Mikeline Rodgers
15 days ago

Why doesn’t the Fake News leave him alone. They are Jealous because he is so good and a Trump Supporter