The Reviews on the Trump Christmas Ornaments are Awesome

President-elect Donald Trump’s “Make America Great Again” red hat ornament is available on Amazon and the reviews and question/answer section are awesome.

On Thursday and Friday, customers started sharing their ridiculous and often funny comments about the $150 dollar Christmas ornament.

“Was a challenge getting delivered and to the top of the tree, but well WORTH IT,” one reviewer wrote. “It immediately started worrying about the trees original ornaments that were having their job wages undermined by illegal ornaments that snuck on to the tree and were demanding the original ornaments speak spanish to them because they are taking over the tree. Then it ended the illegal anchoring of smaller ornaments that were costing the tree a ton and even voting against the tree ideals and what made the tree great in the first place. The tree almost completely collapsed, BUT THIS ORNAMENT SAVED CHRISTMAS!!!”

“This ornament arrived on time, all of my burned-out lights are now working again, and the electricity bill is under budget,” another person wrote. “Came with a small bottle of liberal tears as a freebie!”

“Not for use in safe spaces,” one reviewer responded. “May offend those with thin skin. May cause unnecessary crying or whining. Use with caution, make sure you have plenty of tissue on hand before opening.”

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