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President Trump turned 71 on Wednesday, and each late-night host had a different way of marking the occasion. “Happy birthday to President Trump, who turns 71 today. So the president is a man in his 70s who wants a golf score in the 60s, his country in the ’50s and a wife in her 20s.” — SETH MEYERS “The question is, What do you get the man who grabs everything for himself?” — TREVOR NOAH “At the White House they had a little party for the president. They played ‘pin the blame on the press secretary.’ Melania jumped out of a cake and made a run for it. Vladimir Putin didn’t show up, but you know, he gave Trump his present back in November.” — JIMMY KIMMEL “Seventy-one candles on that cake. Although Trump later said it was ‘over a million candles. Most candles ever.’” — STEPHEN COLBERT Jimmy Kimmel realized that Mr. Trump could probably take care of wishing himself a happy birthday.
New York Times