Piers Morgan lashed out at the transformed Pirelli Calendar during an appearance on Good Morning Britain on Wednesday.
The controversial journalist, 54, blasted images from the 2020 edition, in which artistic moody shots of stars including Kristen Stewart, 29, Emma Watson, also 29, and Claire Foy, 35, replaced the formerly racy spreads in the calendar.
He grumbled: 'They look miserable. They look like they need a good meal, Pirelli used to be sexy and fun. People smiling and having a good time...
'I mean, Emma Watson in a nun's habit. Really? Really? The most virtue signalling actress of all time. Is she even an actress? She's an actor, or fluid, whatever she is.'