All the Ways CNN’s Jeffrey Toobin got Destroyed on Twitter after Virtual Sex Scandal

CNN’s chief legal analyst and longtime writer for The New Yorker, Jeffrey Toobin, was suspended earlier this week after he was caught masturbating on a Zoom call in front of several colleagues.  

The hashtag #MeToobin began trending and the Crimes and Misdemeanors, the Investigation of Donald Trump author got dragged on social media.  

Here are some of the best responses:

#MeToobin

“Being caught on camera exposing yourself will now be known as #MeToobin,” tweeted a user. Another replied, “So, is “toobin” a new verb to add to our lexicon? Meaning: “to tug the tube while zoomin.””

https://twitter.com/NKJ44ab/status/1318571459351031808

O.J. Simpson

“Damn Jeffrey Toobin, at least Pee-wee Herman was in an X-rated movie theater, I’m just saying,” Simpson gleefully exclaimed. 

Toobin wrote The Run of His Life: The People vs. O.J. Simpson, which was the source material for FX’s 2016 television series The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story.  

Scott Adams

The Dilbert author Scott Adams released a frame of his upcoming comic addressing the situation.

Donald Trump Jr. 

When one user wrote that Toobin got caught “doing something almost everyone does,” Trump Jr. clapped back. 

“Does ‘almost everyone’ pleasure themselves in front of their co-workers or during a meeting?” He wrote. “If so I guess I’ve been doing it all wrong. #MeToobin.”

Toobin Defender

CNN’s Brian Stelter seemingly sympathized with colleague Toobin with his tweet: “Jeffrey Toobin has been sidelined at a pivotal moment in the run-up to the presidential election. The reason: He exposed himself during a Zoom call.” 

Steven Crowder

Louder with Crowder’s host Steven slammed CNN’s soft coverage. “I appreciate your clarifying “OUR full story”, which tacitly acknowledges that CNN is not giving its readers the TRUE story,” he posted.  

Adrienne Lawrence

The Young Turks host Adrienne Lawrence slammed Toobin defenders for “telling on themselves” and implying that masturbating at work is anything less than “sexual harassment.” 

Rose McGowan 

Charmed’s Rose McGowan replied to Lawrence’s post. “Can you all imagine if a conservative woman was caught masturbating on an @zoom meeting like #MeToobin?” She went on to say: “Do you think there’d be liberal ‘intellectuals’ rising to defend her? She’d be burned at the stake.”

https://twitter.com/rosemcgowan/status/1318608792494526465

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John
John
4 months ago

# [hashtag] is the symbol for pound avoirdupois and has been for centuries. So we can see that #MeToobin is “Pound Me Toobin”.

Rastus
Rastus
4 months ago
Reply to  John

Bottom line: Toobin was smokin his meat.

George Horvat
George Horvat
4 months ago

Toobin or not Toobin. That is the question.

Craig Murphy
Craig Murphy
4 months ago

#MeToobin might need a Jiffy Lubin’

Robyn
Robyn
4 months ago

You are a GROWN MAN YOU HAVE TO BE TOLD NOT TO PLAY WITH YOURSELF WHEN PEOPLE ARE WATCHING YOU! DIDN’T YOUR MOMMY TELL YOU THAT WHEN YOU WERE SMALL OR GROWING UP?
THEY SAY YOU CAN GO BLIND BY PLAYING WITH YOURSELF! HOW OLD ARE YOU? IS THAT WHY YOU WEAR GLASSES?

bob d
bob d
4 months ago

Well, one thing is for sure: 2020 has been a year for firsts. Nothing surprises me anymore in this world. Just sayin……

Geoffrey Capco
Geoffrey Capco
4 months ago

Nothing surprises me when a Dumbocrat Lefty does something stupid and or humiliating. That’s why we call them Dumbocrats!

Eliot
Eliot
4 months ago

What a moron….
No wonder he’s from cnn
-AND-
“longtime” writer for The New Yorker
lol

Rastus
Rastus
4 months ago
Reply to  Eliot

I bet Anderson wanted in on the action.

Steve
Steve
4 months ago

MY NEW JOKE:
SADLY IN THE NEWS TODAY IT IS RECORDED THAT CNN’S JEFFERY TOOBIN HAS GONE ON LEAVE DUE TO HAVING A COUPLE STROKES ON ZOOM CAM MEETING!
SEEMS THE LIBTARD LEFT ARE POLITICALLY SCREWING THEMSELVES…BY THEIR OWN HANDS.
ASIDE FROM A NATIONWIDE VIRUS A LARGE PECENTILE OF RECREATION DRIVEN FOLKS WILL NOT MENTION THIS COMING SUMMERS WATER RAFTING OR TUBING/TOOBEN DUE TO FEAR OF VERBAL MISUNDERSTANDINGS!
CATCH PHRASE OF THE NEXT YEAR: If one is caught either adjusting ones seat, adjusting balloons or shifting their Peach, it might be asked “What are you Toobin?”
LOL!!

Steve
Steve
4 months ago

A YEAR OF FIRSTS, FISTS, DOUBLE FISTS AND FUMBLING STROKES!