Chris Rock Trashes Amber Heard, Talks Oscar’s Slap And Chappelle Assault

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Comedian Chris Rock is firmly on team Johnny Depp in his highly public defamation trial against ex-wife Amber Heard.

The salacious trial has revealed disgusting details from the pair’s marriage, including Depp’s chauffeur’s revelation that Heard had admitted to literally sh–ting the bed after a fight. 

“Believe all women, believe all women… except Amber Heard,” Rock said at his “Ego Death” show in London last week. “What the f–k is she on? She s–t in his bed! She’s fine, but she’s not s–tting fine. She s–t in his bed. Once you s–t in someone’s bed, you just guilty of everything.”

“What the f–k is going on there?” He questioned. “Wow. And they had a relationship after that. It must be amazing p—y … I’ve been with some crazy b—-es but Go—-mit.”

Rock also touched on being slapped by Will Smith at the 2022 Academy Awards, but refused to go in depth about the incident. 

“I’m OK, if anybody was wondering, I got most of my hearing back,” he quipped. “People expect me to talk about the b——-, I’m not going to talk about it right now, I’ll get to it eventually. On Netflix … Anyone who says ‘words hurt’ has never been punched in the face.”

He also addressed the comedian Dave Chappelle’s recent attack by a knife-wielding man at the Hollywood Bowl. 

“Everyone’s a victim these days … There are real victims in the world, they deserve to be heard, they deserve our love and compassion,” Rock stated. “But if everybody claims to be a victim, then no one hears the real victims.”

“The number one addiction in the world is attention,” he continued. “One of the easiest ways to get attention is to be infamous, to try to stab Dave Chappelle on stage. Or you can be a victim.”

Rock and Chappelle joked about their attacks during an impromptu stand-up session at The Comedy Store on May 5. 

“At least you got smacked by someone of repute!” Chappelle teed up. “I got smacked by the softest n—a that ever rapped,” Rock sniped.

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