Watch Jay Leno Rip the Clintons in Surprise Jimmy Fallon Appearance

Jay Leno tagged himself into the “Tonight Show” monologue on Thursday to help Jimmy Fallon warm up his audience. So, basically, politicians and celebrities got a double portion of stinging punchlines.

Here are some of the former NBC late-night host’s best jokes:

“Quarterback Colin Kaepernick has done a complete 180. He now says he will stand for the national anthem. He’s now sitting for the games, but he’s standing for the anthem.”

“Caitlin Jenner told Diane Sawyer she’s writing her autobiography. See, I think it’s going to be one of those ‘He said/She said’ things.”

“After Anthony Weiner’s last scandal, he actually called Bill Clinton to apologize. See, that’s when you know that your life has gone off the rails — when your sexual behavior offends Bill Clinton.”

“Speaking of the Clintons, last Saturday, Bill asked Hillary to renew their wedding vows. Yeah, well, it’s something he does every April Fool’s Day.”

“I’m sure you know by now: Donald Trump says he is skipping the White House Correspondent’s Dinner. Of course, New Jersey governor Chris Christie is furious. Christie, as you know, has never skipped a dinner in his life.”

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