All the Liberal Celebrities Melting Down over Battleground State Election Results

If the Democratic stars of Hollywood thought Biden had the Presidential Election in the bag, they were dead wrong. 

Here’s how they’re expressing their election angst on Twitter:

Jimmy Kimmel

The Jimmy Kimmel Live! host lost his mind in a series of tweets. “What a great day to be in the house with two giant bags of mini candy bars,” he wrote, followed by: “Everyone take a deep breath. Of Carbon Monoxide,” and “this is like being awake during your own surgery.”

Elizabeth Banks

Charlie’s Angels star Elizabeth Banks ate her feelings on Election Night. “I’m just pacing back and forth. At least I’m burning off the gallon of ice cream I just ate.”

 

Whitney Cummings

Comedian Whitney Cummings didn’t know she could hate Tuesdays this much and is experiencing a lot of stress: “Honestly I’ve had less anxiety waiting on the results of a pregnancy test.”

https://twitter.com/WhitneyCummings/status/1323784073744011264

Padma Lakshmi 

Top Chef host Padma Lakshmi wrote: “I want an Elizabeth Warren themed weighted blanket. That is all.”

Stephen Colbert

Late Show host Stephen Colbert said today was “easily the most stressful National Sandwich Day in my lifetime.”

Jim Carrey

SNL’s resident Biden impersonator channeled his stress into an insane painting.  

Patton Oswalt

Comedian Patton Oswalt is so anxious about the election, he’s sick. “Well, at least I have a colonoscopy scheduled next week. That’s something to look forward to.”

 

Judd Apatow

When “The Office” writer Dan Sterling’s posted, “this is the way Sting has sex,” Director Judd Apatow responded, “slow and painfully?”

Bradley Whitford

The West Wing’s Bradley Whitford claims the GOP is trying to commit voter fraud: “The 

@GOP attempt to steal the election by delegitimizing mail in votes is on in WI, MI, and PA. Watch Trump. He’ll say it out loud.”

Billy Eichner

Difficult People actor Billy Eichner’s “body is vibrating” and what he “would really like to know at this point is who will win,” because the West Elm “near my apt is literally prepared for war.”

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Jeffrey
Jeffrey
4 months ago

You have no conscience, or shame.

Name**Trish
Name**Trish
4 months ago

I think all these crybabies and other liberal states should secede from the Union. They obviously have no taste for the Freedoms we have, or abuse them. We won’t miss them or their stinking movies, just go away.

russell d remmert
russell d remmert
4 months ago

only a uninformed person would vote for socialism, ask any person that fled to our country from one that has it

Conservative Me
3 months ago

I was thinking this myself. If you listen to those who came to this country LEGALLY, they are anti socialist, anti Biden and anti chaos since we lived through it. And if you don’t listen to those who has been there, you don’t have a brain. But we also have to consider the Deep State, the Dark Money creatons, the leftist and social media that has lost ALL credibility. Harris/Biden will NEVER be my president or vp! They are as illigitmate as a three dollar bill. If we have to wait for 2 years to take back the house and get a larger margin in the Senate, we need work for it and pray that we can stay above the socialist agenda promised by the left-wing, greedy, power hungry Demorats who hate this president more than they love this country and it’s citizens.

Les Fortunate
Les Fortunate
4 months ago

In my cringing pose , I sit in wonderment as to the witless , thoughtless , attempts at humour emitting from the salivating yaps of so called creative person’s . It’s no wonder they require writers for their pointless survival .

Stephen
Stephen
4 months ago

Holy testicle Tuesday! glad to see them squirming

Ingrid Forsberg
Ingrid Forsberg
4 months ago

Celebrities Melting Down: Is this like when water was dumped on the wicked witch in the movie “The Wizzard og OZ?”

Louie Rey
Louie Rey
4 months ago

Who are these fools? Their celebrity is in their own minds.

Arjay
Arjay
4 months ago

Never heard of 7 of them and don’t pay any attenuation to the other 3!

Mikey
Mikey
4 months ago

????

ralph
ralph
3 months ago

personally I think that the so called celebrities should shut their damn mouths and leave the normal alone– who really cares what the hell they say–not me

Christine Leveille
Christine Leveille
3 months ago

I’ve only heard of one of these people. Why do they think they’re important enough for us to even care what they think. I certainly don’t.

Conservative Me
3 months ago

They have to have someone put words in their mouthes. All the leftist spue the same words over and over. And they are whining that they aren’t making any movies and or getting ultra-large paychecks. Boo Hoo. Who cares? Not me. I’m more concerned about middle America and those in the lower income bracket and seniors which the Dims are determined to destroy.

Ingrid Forsberg
Ingrid Forsberg
3 months ago

I am ashamed of them. Grown babies throwing temper tantrums.

Marlene deRonde
Marlene deRonde
3 months ago

Celebrities should be thankful…but, many slept with a prominent demoncRat funder to become famous … Just ask Ariana Grande, maybe she’ll tell you it was sleep with funder $ oris or never think of becoming famous again. I assume she slept with him.

Gia
Gia
3 months ago

Love it!! Let them eat each other with their gnashing teeth!!!