If the Democratic stars of Hollywood thought Biden had the Presidential Election in the bag, they were dead wrong.
Here’s how they’re expressing their election angst on Twitter:
The Jimmy Kimmel Live! host lost his mind in a series of tweets. “What a great day to be in the house with two giant bags of mini candy bars,” he wrote, followed by: “Everyone take a deep breath. Of Carbon Monoxide,” and “this is like being awake during your own surgery.”
I just want Wolf Blitzer to cradle me like a baby and whisper friendly exit poll numbers in my ear.
— Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) November 4, 2020
Charlie’s Angels star Elizabeth Banks ate her feelings on Election Night. “I’m just pacing back and forth. At least I’m burning off the gallon of ice cream I just ate.”
I’m just pacing back and forth. At least I’m burning off the gallon of ice cream I just ate. #ElectionNight
— Elizabeth Banks (@ElizabethBanks) November 4, 2020
Comedian Whitney Cummings didn’t know she could hate Tuesdays this much and is experiencing a lot of stress: “Honestly I’ve had less anxiety waiting on the results of a pregnancy test.”
Top Chef host Padma Lakshmi wrote: “I want an Elizabeth Warren themed weighted blanket. That is all.”
What's the mood now? pic.twitter.com/SUTN7FllBG
— Padma Lakshmi (@PadmaLakshmi) November 4, 2020
Late Show host Stephen Colbert said today was “easily the most stressful National Sandwich Day in my lifetime.”
The human body was not made to expend this much energy thinking about Pennsylvania.
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) November 4, 2020
SNL’s resident Biden impersonator channeled his stress into an insane painting.
— Jim Carrey (@JimCarrey) November 3, 2020
Comedian Patton Oswalt is so anxious about the election, he’s sick. “Well, at least I have a colonoscopy scheduled next week. That’s something to look forward to.”
Well, at least I have a colonoscopy scheduled next week. That’s something to look forward to. #ElectionNight
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) November 4, 2020
When “The Office” writer Dan Sterling’s posted, “this is the way Sting has sex,” Director Judd Apatow responded, “slow and painfully?”
Slow and painfully? https://t.co/YhdpBc75GS
— Judd Apatow (@JuddApatow) November 4, 2020
The West Wing’s Bradley Whitford claims the GOP is trying to commit voter fraud: “The
@GOP attempt to steal the election by delegitimizing mail in votes is on in WI, MI, and PA. Watch Trump. He’ll say it out loud.”
The @GOP attempt to steal the election by delegitimizing mail in votes is on in WI, MI, and PA. Watch Trump. He’ll say it out loud.
— (((Bradley Whitford))) (@BradleyWhitford) November 4, 2020
Difficult People actor Billy Eichner’s “body is vibrating” and what he “would really like to know at this point is who will win,” because the West Elm “near my apt is literally prepared for war.”
I’m fine. I’m perfectly fine.
Let’s channel our nervous energy into calling swing states RIGHT NOW and getting every single vote we can before it’s too late!
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) November 3, 2020