Report: Canadians Don’t Want Americans Fleeing Election Results — This Means You, Lena Dunham

Bad news for anyone looking to relocate to our neighbor to the north after last night’s election results: Canada doesn’t want you.

After Americans—and especially American celebrities—began considering making good on their promises to “move to Canada” in the wake of Donald Trump election victory, Canadians took to Twitter to warn Americans that they’d best stay where they are.

Only one problem with all these crazy liberals and celebrities wanting to move to Canada now…we don’t want you #suckstosuck

— Patrick Stuart (@patstuart08) November 9, 2016

Someone set up a website to deter Lena Dunham in particular, called LenaDunham.ca, which redirects to the site for importing cattle from the United States into Canada. Ouch.

They’re even talking about building their own wall—to keep immigrants from American out of their pristine cities and away from their mounted law enforcement, gravy and cheese covered French fries, superior hockey coverage and French Sesame Street.

BREAKING : #Canada reportedly building a wall along its southern border to prevent impending mass exodus from the South.#USElection2016 pic.twitter.com/2o3FmJtFj7

— Mohamed El Dahshan (@eldahshan) November 9, 2016

Even CBC, Canada’s state-owned broadcasting network, is trying to actively discourage a mass migration. As the Canadian Immigration and Citizenship website crashed last night, the CBC took to its blog to warn people that emigrating to Canada isn’t as easy as jumping a border. To avoid deportation back to Trump’s America, they’d have to spend years in Canada’s aggressive filter system and spend thousands of dollars. And then, they’d have to find jobs in Canada’s crowded urban metropolises—unless, of course, they like farming.

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